．12年國教英語課外補充教材

這是英文笑話選集。作者是明星高中退休的英文老師，曾任教師大附中，他所蒐集和挑選的英文笑話，乃針對國中、高中職學生程度的字彙和文法，內容可分為童言童語篇、親子篇、師生篇、夫妻篇、醫病篇、顧客篇等，是很好的英語課外補充教材。不但適合家長買給學生看，也很合適已經踏出校門多年的父母親，跟著孩子一起學英文。

英文比你想的要好玩，比你想的更好笑！
每天一則笑話，
笑一笑，學習英文也會變有趣。

題目很簡單，答案卻很難
Dad: “How were the exam questions?”
Eva: “Easy. But the answers were tough.”

Joe: I lost my dog.
May: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joe: It’s ridiculous. He can’t read.

Ballet student: Why do all the students here dance on their tiptoes?
Teacher: That’s how we dance here.
Ballet student: Why don’t you get taller students?

Alfred: Why do witches ride brooms?
Angela: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy to fly.

Mrs. Lee: How many years have you been married?
Mrs. Lin: More than ten years.
Mrs. Lee: You must have many things in common, then.
Mrs. Lin: Only one. That is, we got married on the same day.

作者介紹
揚歌（Younger）

本名楊國明，1956年生，國立臺灣師範大學英語系畢業，曾任教國、高中近三十載，2006年自國立台灣師大附中退休，之後考上國立台北教育大學文教法律研究所，於2012年6月順利畢業。

作者手持教鞭之餘，一直勤於翻譯、編著和創作各類書籍，已出版作品共五十餘冊，包括《讀英文 看人生》、《一生能有幾次選擇》、《心中的信用卡》、《課堂外的第一名》、《最後的一堂課》等。在本社出版有《不要NG 只要ING》以及《中學生了沒？──英文腦筋急轉彎》。
譯者介紹

Part I 童言童語
On and off TV
Knitting sheep
Waiting for the film to come
Killing the Dead Sea
Thicker than water
Writing so slowly
Forgetting to shake
Swimming since four
Having to come down anyway
Too heavy to fly
Stopping the merry-go-round
Free lighting
Losing the glasses
Not able to add
Not imagining
Deep or shallow
Going blind in begging
A dirty joke
Telling the future with cards
No horse to sing
Jumping to be killed
Never getting on with anybody
The face in the same place
The dentist and the tooth
The letter not saying anything
Saying the password first
First day of school
Beauty and Lucky
Something in my mouth
Falling off a ladder
A tail without a body
Too small to jump higher
The dog not able to read
Seeing through walls
The dog scratching
Drawing the heaven
A marshmallow and a pillow
Speaking German
The freezing candle and words
Having no teeth
The same birthday every year
To scare the ghosts away
How to get to the other side
Answering the iron
A plain clothes police dog
Forgetting his name
The principal’s daughter
Stripe and Spot
A ten-to-zero game
Smart gum
Pushing the bell with your elbow

Part II 爸媽冏很大
My dirty shoes
Too dark to see the light
The wrong feet
The tough answers
Having teeth in the pocket
Never wearing alligator shoes
Wearing glasses when sleeping
Giving y...